Wednesday, February 18, 2009

the Funny Farm SERVING PUNS FOR THE LAST TIME

21. A short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture: a jab well done

1 comment:

Nancy Sabina said...

I don't know why, but the acupuncture one got an actual giggle out of me.