NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN ONLY!!!
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will
accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days
Topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practice with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO
KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts
TOILET ROLLS:
DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other
Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house
upside down while screaming
Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS: WHERE DO THEY GO?
IN THE FRIDGE OR THE GARBAGE?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH:BRINGING HER FLOWERS
IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who asked
LEARNING TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS:BASIC DIFFERENCES
BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES AND
CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING HOW TO LIVE
WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Bubba Had Shinglels
This is from a request made by Nancy Sabina.
It's a real groaner: but she asked for it!
Bubba Had Shingles
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate
this! "Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their
practices like an assembly line?"
Here's what happened to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what
he had. Bubba said: "Shingles." So she wrote down his name, address,
medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he
had. Bubba said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, a
complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba
said, "Shingles." So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood
pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his
clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in
the nude and asked Bubba what he had? Bubba said, "Shingles."
The Doctor asked, "Where?"
Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em?"
It's a real groaner: but she asked for it!
Bubba Had Shingles
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate
this! "Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their
practices like an assembly line?"
Here's what happened to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what
he had. Bubba said: "Shingles." So she wrote down his name, address,
medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he
had. Bubba said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, a
complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba
said, "Shingles." So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood
pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his
clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in
the nude and asked Bubba what he had? Bubba said, "Shingles."
The Doctor asked, "Where?"
Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em?"
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