Friday, January 30, 2009

Adult Extension Classes For Men Only

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN ONLY!!!

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will
accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days
Topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practice with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO
KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts

TOILET ROLLS:
DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion


LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other

Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house
upside down while screaming

Open forum


DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS: WHERE DO THEY GO?
IN THE FRIDGE OR THE GARBAGE?

Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH:BRINGING HER FLOWERS
IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who asked

LEARNING TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS:BASIC DIFFERENCES
BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE

Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques


REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES AND
CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING HOW TO LIVE
WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counselors available.

1 comment:

Jolie said...

A good laugh this morning! And all too true!