Thursday, February 26, 2009

the funny farm IN OTHER WORDS

Dedicated to Kevin:
In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity.
Let your conversational communications possess a compacted conciseness, a clarified comprehensibility, a coalescent cogency, and a concatenated consistency.
Eschew obfuscation and all conglomeration of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affectations.
Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and voracious vivacity without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast.
Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolificacy, and vain vapid verbosity.

IN OTHER WORDS: BE BRIEF AND DON'T USE BIG WORDS!

1 comment:

Kevin said...

Please elucidate my pedantic friend, your copious words are beyond my diminutive comprehension. (And yes, I finally did that by memory- though I had to spell check two words)

Hehe - you said flatulent :-o