Thursday, February 5, 2009

from The funny farm STOCK MARKET REPORT

It's been a bad week for the stock market.
Helium was up, feathers were down.
Paper was stationary, but pencils lost a few points.
Elevators rose and escalators continued their decline.
Switches were off, mining equipment hit rock bottom.
The raisin market has dried up.
Pampers remained unchanged while Sun peaked at mid-day.
Scott tissues touched a new bottom.