Friday, October 23, 2009

from the Funny Farm HALLOWEEN DICTIONARY

THE HALLOWEEN DICTIONARY

Bobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your bra off while running.

Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.

Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.

Full moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.

Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween.

Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde.

"Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.

Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.

Mummy: The one who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.

Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.

Skeleton: Any supermodel.

Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.

Witch: See "Mother-in-Law."

Zombie: What you look like when you first get up in the morning.

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1 comment:

Nancy Sabina said...

So what you're saying is that you're going to be a witch for Halloween this year?