Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935,
was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever
known. Enjoy the following:
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it
back in your pocket.
8. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.
9. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every
now and then to make sure it's still there.
10. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin'
it back.
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